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Funny facebook statuses that will get comments
- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship
- Wife: Honey, I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
- When I was a kid, I used to wake up early just to watch cartoons.
- I want to ki¦¦ you. (options may vary)
- A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
- Who can tell me the Meaning? I would rather cuddle then have ***.
- If you have someone following you that is ugly, they are a stalker. If the person is hot, they are your secret admirer.,,,,HMM
- I wont block you or delete you. I’m keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I am without you.
- Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can’t see them. Then right when you walk by them, they’re quiet.
I’m still waiting for the day that I will actually use x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y – 5Z ³= k in real life.
- Laptop speakers, too quiet for music, too loud for porn.
- status: I can’t log into facebook.
- When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, is it the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left?
- What’s another word for synonym?
- Which came first: The chicken or the egg?
Funny facebook statuses that will get alot of likes
- Are you thinking what I’m thinking that I think that you’re thinking I’m thinking, because if you think that I think what I think I’m thinking then we’ve got a problem.
- Enjoy the little things in life, because one day, you’ll look back and realize that they were actually big things.
- Money may not buy happiness but it can certainly improve the quality of your misery
- Women don’t go crazy, they are crazy. They just ‘go normal’ from time to time.
- If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for a week
- Click LIKE if you sing While taking Your bath.
- If you lose your shoe at the end of the night, you’re not Cinderella. You’re probably just drunk.
- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
- Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends.
- When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.:D
- Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
- Facebook is serious. I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone.
- My girlfriend told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. Dont Know what do.
- I don’t understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to ‘Single.’ I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to ‘Orphan.’
- Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.